Ben Nevis 6/09/08
Peter's version

Och Aye
Last year I wrote “Recommended, with reservations.
I will be back, chasing the 2hr thing.”
To offset the hassle of a long drive and a big race
in one day we drove up to Fort William Friday and stayed in Bank
Street Lodge: a backpackers type hostel that has the advantage of
being cheap and having a kitchen you can use to prepare your own pre-race
breakfast.

On the drive up.

Saturday and we turned up plenty early to get a decent
parking place (only just) and to register and warm up. Last year (our
first Ben) I had disapproved of the overly strict and official organisation
that controls the Ben race but this year the free Buff and good conditions
won my vote. (Buff were sponsoring the race as it was one of the SkyRunner
World Series.) (SkyRunner website here
worth visiting for its lovely misuse of English.) As someone said in
the changing rooms a £12 Buff and miniature whisky for the £9
entry fee represented pretty good value. You also got 8 safety pins
for the numbers (back and front), a little disk on a cord to be worn
round the neck and handed in to the summit marshals and a card to hand
to the starters. All this and a race that is massively oversubscribed
and no wonder the organisers are a little fraught by race day. Not to
mention erosion and path re-building and possible re-routing of the
race in future years. Holes are forming and committees are looking into
them.

While we were running about Claggan Park wondering about
whether we should wear more than just vests (decided just vests) Paul
and Frank and Sarah turned up. Sarah was sporting a cast on her wrist
having broken it running downhill. Frank asked what time to hit the
summit was necessary for a sub 2hr race. (Equivalent to a sub 3 marathon
maybe?) I said that I'd made the summit in about 80mins but that forced
a really rapid descent and that I went over the 2hr mark by 44 seconds.

Mary in her Montrails - colour scheme for women's version a bit 70's.
Sarah plastered.
I drank a big can of Red Bull and did a fair bit of
stretching. This year after a lot of searching for shoes with a similar
grip to Walshes but with more cushioning for the longer races we have
been doing, I discovered Montrail Highlanders which although a bit heavy
when waterlogged are about as useful as anything I have tried. I found
them really great today particularly on the top half of the race as
they offer more protection from the rock-bashing your feet take. I still
came down like a scared girl though.

After a bit of piping and tartan we set off round the
field (over a minute to get onto the tarmac) then a mile up that undulating
road which rises to the path that starts the race proper. I hate running
on the heels of the guy in front and as such find it nearly impossible
to elbow my way forward in a moving crowd, finding I have to run to
the edge of the race where I can hold a decent place. I was probably
in the first fifty and reached the gate about 6.45. Already I was up
on last year and could see proper runners (Angela Mudge, Chris Upson
etc.) just ahead.

Too Fast.
The path starts well and there is plenty room for folk
to overtake. Then after a while we are off the path and cutting up muddy
traverses that miss the zig zags of the tourist path. Here, overtaking
is nearly impossible but this makes runners edgy and some still try
to overtake. Martin (Sarah's dad) came past at this point showing he
was in better shape than last race at the Ochils where he struggled.
I followed him closely to about the Red Burn where he began to open
up a lead. The turfy ground, once we left the main path to head towards
the burn, was much drier and easier going than last year. I felt confident
I would manage sub2 at this point.


Still going strong at the Red Burn I scooped a freezer
bag into the water and biting a hole in the corner drank while climbing.
Stopping briefly just before the turn up the grassy bank to take a last
drink I was overtaken by the fourth woman who used my bum bag as leverage
as she went by, apologising as she went. Unimpressed by her tactics
I was glad to take the place back ages later towards the top of the
hill. I didn't use her bumbag to pull up on.

Jocelyn Scott looking fresh.
The top half of the race is mostly rocky. It seemed
in much better condition than last year – I think being drier
there was less slippage. Or maybe the erosion control folk have been
making a proper route. Last year there seemed less of a specific line
and it was just choose your own route over the rubble. This time there
seemed to be a specific line that most followed. I learnt the big rocks
moved less if you could get a reasonable purchase on them rather than
wade through the river of moving shale.
At 62 minutes the first runner flew past (the aptly
named Spaniard Agusti Roc) returning from the top with Rob Jebb in close
pursuit, a chorus of encouraging shouts following him down the descent.
There was a considerable wind at points and I leaned ever closer to
the mountainside to try and reduce drag. It all begins to wear you down
after a solid and gruelling hour of up hill stomping. I began to think
maybe the cold wind would rob me of a sub2. Then the going gets slightly
easier: a path and a levelling off. The returning runners are more frequent
and you can read their pained concentration as they dodge the ascending
runners and tourists unfortunate to have chosen today to go up the Ben.
At last a brief view of some ghostly ghastly death slide gully off into
the mists on the left and the first sight of the summit marshals. Hand
over the token and its all downhill from here. I saw Martin L less than
a minute ahead at the top and shouted that I would be chasing him down
the hill. I hit the top at 76.56, over 3 minutes faster than last time.
Frank was not far behind and I wondered if he would have the strength
to push for the 2 hour mark.

Paul at the finish

I ignored the fast boys going past and concentrated
on keeping my eyes and feet rooted to the uneven rock-strewn ground.
Some of the smaller stoned shale sections and scree you can surf and
ski, the boulders you have to dodge and jump, then there is dirt-ball-bearings-on-hard-pack
that has you taking short dance steps ten to the dozen trying not to
over rotate and go down, hands out for a rock sandwich. Most of this
is done without straightening your legs properly, keeping your suspension
limber and flexible, which is why next day your quads feel like they
are wearing G clamps.

Charlie Love, 65 and going strong. A regular on the hill racing circuit.
Then the rock stops and the steep grass starts. Initially
this is dry with decent traction and you can further pound your quads
bounding and jumping down the grassy ledges. Over the path and the grass
is now saturated and I take my first sitting sprawl of the day. I noticed
later some call this the grassy wall others the Bumslide. Its not a
good idea to spend too much time on all-twos as there are quite a few
large rocks in the mix. The heels of my shoes choked up with slither
and slime I go down again and the right leg of my shorts goes up to
my waist. Later I removed a branch of heather from within the shorts.

What's going on here - socks over shoes? Why?
Over the burn (was there a couple of river crossings
maybe?) and it occurs to me that we have come down a different route
from the ascent. But quickly we are on the main path to the bottom of
the hill and the only remaining challenge is to stay on your tired legs
and not lose any teeth before the finish line. As the path is a mix
of tripping boulders and tourist spectators this isn't easy. I made
up a lot of places here last year but this time I feel I have spent
more and have less left. However I overtake a few stragglers and enjoy
the speed of the descent. Ahead is a Lochaber runner so I am confident
he will take us down the best of the short cut possibilities that cross
the longer tourist path down some sharp muddy traverses. Again I inch
past a couple of runners not going as fast I would like.

Then at last onto the road and the gravity assisted
part ends like you have put on a weight belt. Or are now giving someone
a piggy back. I look at my watch and see 1.49. More than 10 minutes
means I can walk this, but I try to hold as good form as possible along
the road which goes on for what seems like much more than a mile. I
thought I had maybe seen Martin Laing as he hit the road a minute ahead
and thought maybe I could catch him. Maybe if I had a bicycle. A few
go past. I so don't care. Round the field
and over the line in 1.57.04 in 76th place about 30 higher than last
year and three minutes faster. Great to see Martin in such good form
though I would have been more pleased if he was about a minute slower.
Tom Scott has had a less fortunate event after heading the ground at
one point.

Behind in black is Craig Love (son of Charlie) who runs similar times
to myself.
I went for a shower quickly in order to get back onto
the field to cheer Mary over the line, so wasn't there to see Frank
do a solid 2.09 and Sarah a sub 2.30. They both enjoyed it though felt
it was more scary than most. (Should have been here last year.)

Unfortunately no sign of last year's free veggie meals
so when Mary came in we both had an unsophisticated burger in a white
bun. Mary had enjoyed the race much more this year. Judging by her time
this was achieved by slowing down. While she was showering I had a beer
and a chat to some of the runners. I also dropped past the First Aid
tent to take photos of walking wounded only to find it was empty. Something
of a surprise because most of the folk in the changing rooms were sporting
skinned knees, elbows or ribs. I had a bruised hand where I had fallen
heavily but apart from a graze or two on the lower legs was relatively
damage free. Spoke to Craig Love who had got ahead in the Ochils but
was just behind me today.

Just as we left in the car and were sitting at a junction
heading back into Fort William there was a toot from the car crossing
the junction and it was Tony Stapley. Since he hadn't run the race I
presume he was just passing and would have been on the lookout for runners.

On the way home I finished my second (medicinal) beer
and took photos of the scenery – great to go through Glen Coe
(above) in fabulous weather while the rest of the country (down South)
were suffering rain and worse. A great run but the legs are like anvils
today. I was going to get up and go on the club run this morning but
sadly slept through the alarm.
Report pb

Paul's experience...
Today I can only walk downstairs backwards
- my children ignore me but it attracts comments at work. Hardly a good
advert for keeping fit. I know what causes delayed onset muscle stiffness
(DOMS) - pounding down hills without straightening the knees - but how
do you treat it? Do you go and sit in the river after the Ben race with
the real men or do you sprint for a hot shower, sweet tea and cake?
I think - no contest. Maybe it would be a good research project for
an overpaid underworked junior doctor, if John Forker can find me a
spare one. Here's another idea for the Ignobel prize for medicine. When
one person starts walking in a hill race, does that immediately encourage
other people to walk? What are the confounding factors - age, sex, colour
of their running shirt? If a Carnethy woman starts to walk, then that's
good enough for me.

The middle of the pack in the Ben race
is like a primary school crocodile - no overtaking and make sure you
hold hands - until the Red Burn. The chap in front of me was tall with
swinging pointy elbows at my ear level. He was sticking to the middle
of the path and to pass him, you teetered on the edge of a precipice.
Oh to be up the front with Peter with plenty of space.
The leaders in the race are whippet-like creatures. This year, they
were more whippety than usual with an influx of elite Skyrunners. As
they came charging down the slope past us rotund plodders, a couple
of them shouted Lo-lo-lo-lo in a musical tone with each step. Either
this was Catalan for "please make way" or they imagined they
were on the piste on the Alps and this was the cow-bells.

Peter has eloquently described the race
and I have little to add. I was even less social than usual after the
race and did not have the chance to congratulate the other Porty runners.
I sat on the grass with my tea and cake, it was warm, the Ben was clear
and it was "Chust sublime". This was my ninth Ben race, not
the fastest, but the most enjoyable. I am doing this race as fast as
I did 10 years ago. My challenge is still to be doing it in 10 years
time.

I always come back via Laggan. I think
the scenery on the road from Spean Bridge to Laggan is spectacular,
although there is nowhere to stop to eat. However, there is a new cafe/restaurant
in the Dalwhinnie Inn, open until 11 pm with a Garage/techno session
from 10 pm - free bus provided. The Dalwhinnie Session (twinned with
Las Vegas as it says on the T-shirt). Bizarre - but cracking bowl of
chicken noodles.
Report Paul Eunson
Mary's account...
This year as I set out up the Ben I was
haunted by the memories of last year's race when I found descending
through the steep, thin scree so difficult I completely stopped a couple
of times unsure how to take my next step without commencing on an unstoppable
slide down. I had had a good run up to the top but it was “all
down hill” from there. Halfway up the Ben this year the thought
of it was still bothering me and it occurred to me that I didn't have
to do it and I could just drop out.
This thought kind of brought me back to
my senses and I had a stern word with myself. Although my alarmist brain
was telling me that I was almost certain to die I reminded myself that
noone has died for a number of years on the Ben race. “If other
people can run down that (frictionless) surface then you can!”
I told myself, “Trust your feet!”

This self-made pep talk was curiously uplifting
and I continued up with new heart.
Indeed I did find the down hill easier and managed to keep up a steady
rhythm throughout. I was by no means fast but the people that were passing
me didn't disappear off into the distance with quite the same rapidity
as previously. I was almost enjoying myself!
The upper part of the descent was over
quite quickly and I was back on the track. I overtook several people
on this section and again on the road and finished tired but in good
spirits. Imagine my surprise then to find I was several minutes slower
than last year!

It was only later having uploaded my Garmin
data to the motionbased website that I realised what must have happened.
My elevation profile showed that I had spent some minutes up at 4556
feet. As the summit of the Ben is only 4406ft no ordinary explanation
could account for the facts. Lost time, unexplained altitude? One clear
yet extraordinary conclusion to be drawn; alien abduction.
Congratulations to all the other Portobellos
who beat me by a good margin.
Next report; How I was chased by the Great Grey Man of Ben Macdui over
the boulder field on the Lairig Ghru...
Report Mary Hunter
Photos pb and Mary, Borrowdale
Website (many thanks), etc
SHR
website and results
The Ben Race Website
Carnegie Hillbillies photos here

