Brentwood Multi-mile Marathon, 25/10/09, Chicked or Treat

Running a 10k, half-marathon and marathon over the same
one-mile loop course at the time sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Put that loop in the middle of a country park renowned for its heavy
clay soil and general muddiness and it’s certainly a recipe for
adventure. Make the loop as “undulating” as you can and
you can guarantee a real challenge. Fortunately we had a glorious day
following a dry week, and only one spot got badly churned up as we all
went round and round.

I was down visiting my parents and was attracted to
this because I have a vague notion of wanting to run a 100k –
which tend to be lots and lots of small laps – so I wanted to
know what running a lapped race would be like. I’d not expected
the course to be hilly. Basically it was a triangle – one side
was a steep climb of perhaps 100 yards followed by some undulations,
the next a step descent through woodland and then more gently down across
a field, the last a long gradual pull. 26 – or 27! – laps
meant 52 or 54 hills to climb. So this was like doing 4 hrs of hill
reps. Last week’s cross-country was a good warm-up! Given I’ve
only done one long run in the last two months…

The start was designed to get the “.2” out
of the way first. So the marathon started alongside the 10k, with the
half marathon 100 yards ahead – perhaps 200 runners in all. The
marathoners congregated at the back – but most of the 10kers turned
out to be casual runners, so the fields mingled right from the off.
We’d caught up the back of the half marathon field within the
first half mile, and from that point it was just impossible to tell
who was in which race - except at the start and finish of each lap,
where the three fields were supposed to separate into different lanes
to make the lapcounters life bearable. I started slow – 8.06 for
the first mile – but couldn’t see many folk pulling rapidly
away. Didn’t cross my mind until later that the fast marathoners
probably started in the front row with the 10k leaders… At the
end of the first lap I saw two folk perhaps 50 yards ahead going through
the marathon lane, and set a pace to follow them – a wee lassie
(who turned out to be first lady) and a big bloke in bright yellow.
This was tricky since we were all working our way through the half marathon
field, so they would drift in and out of sight depending on how many
runners were between us. By lap 3 we also started lapping the back of
the 10k field – some brave overweight souls already reduced to
walking up the steeper of the two climbs.

One of the advantages of the lap system is that drinks
are on offer every mile. And you can pick up a bottle, take a few mouthfuls
and drop it, only to pick it up again next time round and so on. And
you can change kit when you want. I went passed first lady at the end
of lap 5 – having been amused for two laps watching her try to
remove a base layer from under her vest whilst still running, she finally
stopped briefly at the kit bag. Big yellow bloke followed two laps later
– “big” not being suited for all the climbing. And
then I couldn’t see any one I knew was in the same race as me.
But there was always a line of folk ahead to overtake – thinning
out a little as the 10k finished after the first hour, and a lot after
the half finished in the second hour, but still the line ahead was endless.

Because this was basically on grass, with lots of corners
and constant changes of gradient, it was hard to get into a running
rhythm – but the laps settled into a rhythm of their own. Slow
up the steep hill, speed up on the undulations, open the legs and fly
down the steep downhill, carry the speed as far as possible across the
field, recover up the long incline, and round again. The changes –
and the vistas over the rest of the park – kept it interesting,
and I was very pleased with my consistency – after the first lap,
the next ten splits were all within five seconds of 7:42 pace. I went
through the half in 1:40 – checking with the lapcounters they
agreed I’d reached halfway at this point - and was finding the
time to remember I was supposed to be doing this for fun.

The laps ticked off. Getting up the hills was becoming
a pain. I was telling myself I wasn’t going to walk until the
10k folk had finished – then it was not until the half way point
– then it was not until 20 laps… The cost of this was the
pace slowly dropping, and it becoming harder and harder to open up and
sprint when the downhill came. But ultra running teaches you both that
bad patches are inevitable, and that they disappear again after a while.
Then on lap 19 disaster struck, in that I was lapped for the first time.
I’d been wondering whereabouts I was in the race, and no doubt
been kidding myself on given the number of folk I’d been lapping,
but I hadn’t realised how much was psychologically at stake here.
I kept running – but that was a 10.14 lap as I expected a train
of fast folk to fly past. But no-one else did and lap 20 I was back
in gear – 8:27. On lap 22 a tall blue chap loped past –
I’d overtaken him earlier, so we were on the same lap, but I couldn’t
respond. Then on lap 24 I was “chicked” as the first lady
went back past (a new word taught me by the lady herself – apparently
a term of art in Essex running!). I wasn’t having that –
I’m sorry I’m revealing myself as a chauvinist pig here
– and having confirmed that we both had two laps to go, attacked
up the 25th steep hill with such vigour that I also caught up loping
blue on the following downhill. Unless you are Willie Jarvie on Harris,
a mile and a half out is a little early to start the sprint finish,
but once you’re committed…. And I was back to the dizzy
speeds of 8 minute miling…

Coming back through the start/finish, I yelled “one
to go” at the lap counters. They yelled back “you’re
doing well. 3rd place but 2 laps to go”. Locked in my sprint,
I was already disappearing, but yelled back “Rubbish – last
lap”. With loping blue and first lady not far behind, the threat
of yet another climb up that steep hill, and already into my final spurt,
I spent a lap being cross, worried and confused. Getting back to the
finish area they yelled at me to keep going – and it was clearly
not the time to stop and argue – so off I went again, much to
the confusion of the two behind me. But the 27th lap was actually one
of the easiest, since I’d managed to turn all my feelings into
anger, and that seems to work very well as a power source! I’d
finished 5th in 3:35 – the extra lap having cost me two places
and eight minutes.

Much discussion at the finish – helped very much
by first lady confirming she hadn’t lapped me, and by the bloke
who finished third nobly showing the organisers that his garmin had
run 0.9 miles less than mine – and the organisers agreed to promote
me up the order. The formal results have me finishing in the same time
as first lady – but I can live with that – hey, I got a
pot, and what else could you want? The guy who won was given a time
of 2:53 – but I don’t think he lapped me more than once,
and I wonder if he escaped with less laps than necessary: certainly
there’s talk on the web of some of the half runners only running
12 laps, and the guy who came second said he was fairly sure he also
ran 27. But given the scale of the challenge, the organisation was actually
first class – well signed, well-marshalled, nice stuff at the
aid station, good stuff available before and after the race, results
up the same day – especially given this was a smallish charity
event and no-one would come here looking for a fast time if they knew
anything about the course beforehand.
Compared to a road marathon, my feet and legs have recovered
very much faster – but hills have destroyed my “core”:
Bert is right to insist we all do our sit-ups if we want to run the
hills better than he does!
Report and photos Richard Dennis