2 Breweries Hill Race 26/09/09

I didn't think I'd be running this one till Gio emailed
asking if anyone could give him a lift there. I said no as Mary was
working and had more sense than to run this race a week before Loch
Ness. However, never knowingly sensible, I thought it really appealed
and by the time Gio had got a lift with the Nimmos I was also going
along. Ian and Anne drove us to Traquair (many thanks) where we had
a cup of tea and planned what to wear and carry.

Graham was let out for the race but kept under close scrutiny.


I did this race last year for the first time and it
is a big day out. Although the sun was shining and it seemed nearly
ideal conditions I remembered the wind in our faces last year and so
wore a vest with a gilet over the top which, once on the hills with
the wind in our teeth, seemed to be just right. I carried a bum bag
with the requisite waterproofs etc and also gels and 500mls drink. I
also took an old camera to record some of the scenery since the day
was bright. I had the camera strapped onto the belt of the bumbag, though
as soon as we started I realised it shoogled from the side to the centre
of the belt which was not comfortable.

photo Steven Fallon
After the first mile of road the route goes off through
a field and apart from a stretch of tarmac near Stobo is off road all
the way to Broughton. After we climbed the fence the leaders headed
in different directions. I vividly remembered last year going wrong
here and ending up in chest deep bracken so went left which followed
worn sheep trods. I noticed Chris Upson and many others went the other
way.


Westies disappear
About here I took one of my number safety pins off and
pinned the camera case to the side of my bumbag to stop it gravitating
to the centre. I lost maybe a minute. Half a mile later where the paths
converged, Chris appeared alongside. I suggested his wasn't the optimal
route; he felt it was the route folk had taken in the past. However
we had been assured at the start that after the fence crossing any route
was viable.


Chris and fellow Westie David slowly but steadily pulled
away as we climbed the long hauls of the the first few miles. It was
glorious weather to be on the hills and there were great views if you
could take your eyes off the ground. My plan this year was to improve
on last year's performance by going more slowly. I had charged at it
last time with the usual drop off and cramp marring the second half.
This year I would try to run a more measured race taking the descents
in particular with care rather than going hell for leather and gaining
a few places at the expense of my legs. Since I enjoy thrashing downhill
in shorter races this was quite difficult but I remembered the first
twinges of cramp starting after the big drop down to the first water
station around halfway and wanted to avoid that this year.


After Birkscairn you drop 300m to the burn (if you're
careful you can cross with dry feet over to the right,) then climb another
300m to Hundleshope. Somewhere up here there are marshals at a gate,
and a fence that travels in the same direction we were heading. I was
trying to remember what happened here last year and was fairly sure
I'd gone right over the fence just before the contour round, rather
than over Broom Hill. But the 2 ahead stayed left of the fence running
parallel. However a bit along, and the ground started to get very swampy.
One of the 2 ahead legged it over the fence to drop down to the right.
I immediately followed and after a bit of heather bashing caught the
single track that is carved into the hill and gives some good running
to the base of Stob Law. I found it harder going than last year –
more soft ground, and could feel my feet complain about the contouring.


Looking back from the contour - note runners on horizon following
Head down and chug up Stob Law: then some marshals who
direct us over the fence to the long steady descent to Glenrath and
the first water station. This is great running though I resisted the
urge to try and catch the distant runners ahead. Well spaced orange
flags mark the descent. An unpleasantly rocky finish does its best to
trip tired legs before the hurple up the tarmac to the water station.
I had a gel in my hand and take a moment to follow it down with 2 cups
of water. I have an emergency bottle of energy drink in my bag but choose
not to refill it to keep the weight down.

Leaving the fence on the right to drop towards the centre of the picture...


Follow the orange marker flags

Ian, Craig and myself shortly after the water station at Glenrath -
photo Steven Fallon
On the road I was overtaken by Craig Love. Although
I don't see much of him in the shorter events he usually overhauls me
in the longer races and he seems to be able to keep going the whole
day at the same pace, Graham Henry-esque. Fired up by the Stinger gel
I catch Craig and Ian Mills just as we turn off road again and up a
pleasant trail into some very picturesque woods. Arrows lead us off
into the undergrowth and we are faced with a nearly vertical climb up
a firebreak that seems to go on forever. The gradient compresses the
distance and for the first time in a while I can see about 10 or more
competitors ahead. We all struggle up the turfy slope in silence.

I rally a bit and catch up to Craig's heels. He went
past as I was messing with the camera. Also the first spasms of cramp.
So much for not pushing it. According to my report last year I am 8
minutes slower to the water station. I think this must be a mistake
as I haven't been slacking and the lack of belting downhill would only
have lost me half that. It becomes harder each time to find the wherewithal
to use the camera. But if I don't, then it will have been extra weight
for nothing.
After an age of climbing and the worry
that from here on its crampsville we are in Manor Water territory. I
pick up the pace and lead Craig over the undulating muddy ruts through
the trees, to where the route takes a right turn and begins the long
descent towards Stobo. Up ahead I get a glimpse of the castle but there's
no way I'm getting the camera out. The legs are feeling fine and I go
past several folk on the long descent, throwing caution to the wind
but hopefully not the baby out with the bathwater. Proper running again
though hitting the rising road we are reduced to a jog. I feel I am
in much better form that last time as I was struggling at this point
last year. However shortly after the water station and another gel my
legs both go into massive spasms (inner thighs seized and really sore)
and I have to stop to lean on a fence post. It takes a few moments before
I can stand unaided and a Carnethy goes past with a few sympathetic
words. My legs unlock and I run gingerly up the dirt track. The path
winds in among trees and apart from the slowly increasing gradient would
be lovely if you were fresh. I catch Carnethy and we chat a bit until
I realise my legs are prepared to go yet faster and I set my sights
on Craig who has gained a few hundred yards.


Just as the cramp struck. Photo Ian Nimmo

We both look out for the left hand path
that drops down to the reservoir and I am just catching him at the wooden
bridge when the downhill invokes another crippling session of cramp
and I hobble to a standstill in front of Ian Nimmo who is taking photos.
I try to take another photo while the horrors fade but am in no shape
for artistry. I pick it up just as Carnethy catches me though I dread
trying to climb the wooden stile before the road. I manage over but
another bout has me dance a stiff legged polka trying to keep the runners
ahead in sight to follow their tracks over the swamp to Trahenna. Craig
and Ian have gone straight up the path, Carnethy has followed the road
round a few hundred yards taking the lower route something like I took
last year. As soon as I am stumbling over the rough tussocks behind
Craig I wish I had gone the other way, grass being greener, though after
half a mile and a heavy fall, (like a 70 year old catching their zimmer
on a stair bang splat and beyond caring) we all meet up for the slog
up the last ascent.

Now a lot of folk say this is the hardest obstacle on
the route but knowing my cramp is worse descending I just plod slowly
onwards and upwards trying to keep the pace going and dreading the climb
over the stile at the top and the downhills all the way to the gate
at Broughton. We move so slowly up the hill I am nearly recovered by
the time we summit and hop over the stile with a minimum of fuss. The
huddle of marshals and organisers at the top (kitted out in gear suitable
for the Arctic) offer sweets and water. I think maybe yes then decide
against it. Unless painkillers I'm not interested. Daren't risk anything
setting off the c-word.

Coming off Trahenna - I've got my bumbag over my shoulder
as I felt it was constricting
the blood flow to my legs and making the cramp worse. Photo Steven Fallon

Graham topping out at Trahenna. Photo Steven Fallon

Gio MacDonald. Photo Steven Fallon
Now last year I followed a Fifer off the hill using
a canny diagonal descent. I notice Craig has gone high but Ian of Anster
Haddies is making his way towards the better line. I follow him and
am surprised a few yards later to find him sat on the ground shouting
at his stiff legs in pain. I know exactly what he is going through and
say as much as I climb the fence and run with extra smooth small lopes
down a very pleasant contour. Craig appears just yards ahead and as
I follow him a very unhelpful onlooker guides us off the path and down
to the right over some very rough and turfy tussocks. It may well have
been the most direct line but frankly I wish I'd stayed on the smoother
higher ground to the end of the hill before dropping down the steeper
but less tussocky ground. I was overtaken by a recovered Haddie as I
didn't dare risk picking up the pace over such rough stuff. Finally
in the field I began to run again realising I'd have to leg it if I
wanted to equal last year's 3.26. I body vaulted the gate keeping my
legs straight out then gingerly upped the pace to what felt like about
7 min miling or quicker while carefully monitoring the threatening cramp.
There is nearly a mile of road into and through Broughton before the
very welcome brewery and finish line. I took the finishing photos afterwards
as I realised I had to focus on racing last year's time. I crossed the
line 3.26 dead; 17 seconds quicker; wow those tactics really paid dividends!


Never so pleased to see a brewery.
However there is a huge feeling of achievement doing
a run like this. Its 18 miles but feels like 10 more, with plenty of
opportunity to go wrong. So just getting round is a big deal. I walked
slowly back through Broughton to the village hall reflecting on the
run, taking photos of flowers, autumnal colours and a flattened hedgehog
amongst fallen leaves. “No muddy footwear in the hall” so
I bent to untie my filthy shoes and both legs seized up with maybe the
most disabling bout of cramp all day. I thought I was going to have
to ask a passer by to untie my laces. I pulled faces for several minutes
hobbling round in small circles. I had tried various things to combat
the cramp – from drinking 500mls of Nuun electrolite drink beforehand,
to adding an asprin to the drink I carried. (Thinking it was maybe dehydration
thickening my blood.) Perhaps I should just drink more while running
– it does seem worse when the weather is warmer. Gio seemed to
suffer even more – he has in the past run all the downhills in
the second half of the Skyline backwards, facing the hill – no
mean feat. Or maybe this was just a scam to get the front seat on the
way home. (Thanks to Andy F for the lift.)



Now that's a prize giving
However all the hardships of the day were forgotten
over a bowl of hot soup, rolls and a feast of fruitcake. And for the
non-drivers as many free beers as you like (to compliment the bottle
every finisher gets). Top marks! The prizegiving was also exceptionally
generous; going way down the finishing list with loads of age group
prizes and team prizes. They must have given away 200~300 bottles of
Broughton Ales finest. One very impressive “prize” was several
cases of beer for the marshals to share, a very good way to reward those
who volunteered to spend half a day on top of some pretty blustery hills.
Many thanks to them and to organisers Peter and Elsie Baxter and all
who helped. A very good event, highly recommended.
Report pb
Photos pb, Steven Fallon
SHR
results, organiser's report
and photos
This just in... (pictures many thanks to Ian
and Anne Nimmo)

I will keep this short as Peter’s tres bon pictures
tell the story. Fantastic day out; hills, heather, pain, sun, fantastic
views, police let me oot to play for the day and free bevy at the end.
What more are you wanting?
Chris Upson even gave me a bottle of beer from his prize
which is hugely appreciated as I cannae get the full range of Broughton
Ales in the shops and this 10am curfew is causing me problems.


Old man struggles onto table
Hardest part of the day was refilling Peter’s
glass. Great fun working a hand pump on a keg of ale. It is an all inclusive
day oot before I had to return to the cells. The police officer in the
photo has run the race which is more than can be said about Constable
Aitchison. He wants to know how he will do in Dublin?
Get your finger out, stop being a wimp at 18 mile, have
some raw meat at 18, get some blood in the mouth and attack the cse.
Lottery numbers are 1314, 3.24.
Peter has already thanked the main players for putting
on one of Scotland’s great shows and hopefully next year some
of you will take up the challenge of the Two Breweries. Peter managed
a PB and will be quicker next year.
Vive PRC, Ecosse Ya Bass,
Graham Henry

Graham still having fun in the last mile. Photo Chris
Upson
