Sir Chris Hoy Edinburgh Half Marathon 18/04/10

First in was Bob Still's report
After almost two years at the club - and one since
my first club race - I thought I was overdue to write a report. So without
any more procrastination here it is.
I arrived at he stadium, only 10 minutes walk from my
very comfy bed - I was cold and slightly damp. The start had been tweaked
this year after a bit of a shambolic effort last year. And to be fair
it was slightly better. We were penned into different areas of the inner
field at Meadowbank, and let onto the track as our pre guessed times
showed. Having missed mid week training with a mild dose of the runs
(how appropriate!) I wasn't sure how many Porties had forked out the
starting fee. However there were a fair few huddled together for warmth.

It took a few minutes to get through the start - and
I was in the second pen - so some of those with slower times must have
been just starting as the leader was hitting Leith links. A chilly
first mile was meet with an even colder one as we got onto Seafield
Rd, and the smiling faces of a few non-running Porties cheered us on
at the Prom (thanks guys, it does make a difference).
Moving of the Prom and heading towards Musselburgh was
more than bit familiar (to the extent that we could all run this bit
blindfold…) and the wind made itself felt.
On over the Esk, and I felt pretty comfortable and tried
to push on a bit. I got to the 6 mile mark - where the road splits
to accommodate those runners heading past in the opposite direction,
but thankfully no one went the other way till about 8 miles. Even then
he was so far in front I was looking to see where he had put his bike......

Getting into Prestonpans I started to see a few Porties
heading back (well done Mr Jarvie - I would like some of what you are
having in your tea) and tried to cheer them on. At 10 miles we turned
- thankfully this year they had kept it on the flat - no small hill
to climb up. I dug in again and pushed on - or let the wind push
me.
At 12 miles the legs were tiring a bit more and the
rain was starting cause a bit of chaffing (ouch). Noticing those runners
who were just at their half way mile mark as I was nearing the
end always makes me want to yell encouragement. Running thirteen miles
in 1.30 must be simple compared to those put the effort into 2.30 plus. Which
brings me to the point of this report.
Two years ago I was running close to two hours, and
thanks to the club, the coaches, the members - their encouragement,
advice, knowledge and good humor I finished today in 1.32. A bit
cold and with a few blisters. Thanks to all. (Particularly those who
have to listen to my jokes). Oh - and my ever patient wife who walked
six miles in the rain to bring me my kit - that must be love.
So - here's to the simplest, greatest, most egalitarian
sport in the world. And a nice wee club. Cheers Porties - keep
on running.
Report Bob Still

Next up is Willie who had
a great run despite the weather...
It comes to pass when an experienced road runner decides
it is time to give something back and they consider the coaching path.
This is something I’ve turned my hand to in the last few months
and with ‘real’ coach Gordon missing from Wednesday nights
due to injury It’s been my task to fill in. Lately I have qualified
as a Level 1 coach and am trying to pass on some advice
to clubmates. One of the golden rules of coaching advice is don’t
over-race. So I’m afraid that piece of advice comes in the “Do
as I say, Not as I do” bracket as today’s Chris Hoy half
marathon was my ninth race in as many weeks.

It was my first time for 4 years doing this race and
the chance of a flat, fast course made me save up and invest a few months
savings on the entry fee. As well as that I made a promise to myself
that after this week I will take a break from racing before the inevitable
injury. The last 9 weeks have seen a bit of a return to form for me
and some of the race times I’ve managed have surprised me as I
thought these days were distant memories. Anyway I lined up on a wet,
cold morning at Meadowbank looking forward to a run on ‘home’
territory. Myself and Marc tried, without success to warm up with a
number of laps of the Measdowbank track. Arms were frozen in the icy
wind and rain. As the race started I felt stiff and frozen for the first
½ mile but soon the downhill section of Lochend road saw me find
some sort of rhythm. I found myself in a group of runners maybe top
30 in field and settled in trying to remember that today it was a half
marathon whereas the 2 previous weeks had been 10k’s and I should
adjust my pace accordingly. I felt O.K. and the group split up slowly
and I tried to go with some of the faster runners even though the pace
felt a bit sharp. Nice to see and hear Janet at Seafield at 2 and1/2
miles and this encouraged me as I went down the incline onto the familiar
(for me) Portobello prom. Some of those in front seemed to slow a bit
on the prom and I found myself moving up a couple of places. More encouragement
from spectators along the prom and I kept a good pace through to Musselburgh.
Saw Johnny (sub 3 marathon man) at the Quayside and I think I caught
him by surprise as he whipped out his camera. (hope you got a photo,
Johnny, Sorry I didn’t slow down). The wind seemed to come and
go but as I was running faster than I usually do I thought it must be
mostly behind so I’d better push on and get some time in ‘credit’.

Passed the race course with the lift from the crowds
and by the time I hit 7 mile marker my watch told me I was on 42.03,
just 3 seconds over 6 minute mile pace. As I haven’t run this
fast for a good 7 years I just hoped the wheels weren’t about
to come off with a spectacular demonstration of how to crash and burn!
A guy at Foreman’s gave me a shout that I was 14th place and that
was most welcome as I had been trying to figure out how many runners
were in front of me. The next section for me was O.K. as I was
gaining on the runner in front who happened to be the first female,
Sarah Jarvis. I think I took another mile till about 9 miles before
I passed her as she was still looking strong. As we neared the turning
point at Prestonpans (10 mile) I thought maybe this is my limit and
I should keep running to Port Seton and jog back the top road and nobody
would notice. (Better than slowing to walking pace as thousands of runners
stream past me). Anyway, before I knew it I’d turned to head back
and to my surprise it was like somebody turned off the wind machine.
No excuses now, I’d better get the head down and see what happens.
The next 18 – 19 minutes are probably the reason I decided to
write this race report. I felt as if I must have had an unfair advantage
on the rest of the runners heading homewards with the amount of encouragement
I got. There seemed to be a Porty supporter every ½ mile cheering
me on as well as the Porty runners giving me great encouragement as
they passed on the other side. I can’t put into words how much
this recharged my tiring limbs and the adrenaline rush I got from hearing
my name shouted at what seemed every 100 metres helped me storm that
section from Prestonpans to Foremans. Thanks to you all and apologies
for not having the strength to acknowledge all the support. The last
section was that well trod path between Foremans and the race coure
finish and I knew I was on course for getting near my ‘dream’
target time of 78.36 ( 6 min miles pace). Crossed the line as the clock
showed 78.35 so hopefully my chip time will squeeze a few more seconds
out. Moray wasn’t far behind so who knows what time he could have
done if he hadn’t done the Paris marathon last week. Michael had
another great P.B. of 81.24 and Marc ‘jogged’ in preparation
for next week’s London marathon in 83.38! There was so many PB’s
from other Portobello runners that I don’t want to mention some
in case I miss out someone. Hopefully other reports to come. Well done
to all Portobello runners for some great runs. These coaches must be
getting something right! So, well pleased with today’s run and
any sensible person would now know that it is time to take a rest from
races so if anybody sees me racing in the next few weeks and getting
that deserved injury please show me this report with the words “Wise
up, you old fool.”


Ian's report
Somewhere over the Rainbow.
BANG! I usually reserve my aerial assault to the last
100m of a race, however sometimes you’re just not in control.
I thought this seeing sky beneath my feet as I somersaulted through
the air. CRUNCH! My right shoulder took the first impact, and THUD!
My knee took the second. I seemed to roll over onto my feet and spun
round quickly, leaping over my bike. ‘If I’ve got any broken
bones pal, then your running the Edinburgh Marathon’, I yelled
restraining myself from kicking the offending car door, realising a
broken toe was probably worse than a broken collar bone, as well as
any legal implications of my deliberately reckless act.
‘The X-rays shown that nothing broken or cracked,
you’ll just have a sore arm and shoulder with the muscle strain.
Keep the arm in this sling on for 5-7 days, take the painkillers, and
work on these physiotherapy exercises. Running? You won’t be able
to do that with a sling, and you can forget swimming and cycling cross
training either. Don’t worry it won’t be too long.’
Too long? How long is that I wondered?
Anyway, how do a feel on race day, over a week later,
a sports therapy massage and a couple of physiotherapy sessions to boot?
Fairly crappy, and a sore ‘hangy’ arm. It’s not got
much movement past shoulder height and the muscles feel ‘articulated’,
a somewhat alien feeling. This was further qualified with a call from
the RIE on Friday afternoon, letting me know that they’ve spotted
a ‘chip’ on my shoulder (not metaphorically either) and
could I come into the Fracture Clinic on Monday? Great. I did ask whether
I could go running (distance and pace omitted for clarity), ‘As
long as it’s not too sore’ was the reply. But how sore is
too sore?
I’ll be finding this out very shortly.

Had a really terrible sleep on Saturday night, saw 1am,
then at 2am, a ‘concerned’ 8 year old Dr Who viewer wanted
to discuss the semiotics of the episode ’Blink’. Then at
5am the other Lark ascended so I gave up, and got up. I opted for cycling
in, which provided me a weather insight of rain, and a chilling headwind,
with a dusting of volcanic ash. As I pedalled onwards, getting wetter,
and colder, ‘The Wizard of Oz’, played through my head,
having ‘heard’ (read ‘been subjected to’ ) the
CD about three times yesterday. Was I Dorothy getting caught in the
storm?
Considering the ‘race’ (read ‘Mass
Participation Event) was lamblasted in the reports from last year, it
was well attended with circa 20 PRC’ers.

I quickly grew accustomed to the sleepy warmth, comfort,
chatter and company, but were soon cruelly ejected outside into the
elements. I have to say that it was a fairly miserable experience and
the words ‘There’s no place like home’ drifted into
my mind, to be abruptly ended with the starting pistol.
As I was in the first pen, and got off fairly well,
though my Garmin was only displaying my pace so ended up faffing about
with that for a bit. In the initial positioning, I passed Jackie, Scott
and Mel, and moved up to Marc, who assured me he was going for a 1.35
time. During further frantic button pressing, I saw Mel fly pass, which
set Marc off as they both went chasing the 1.25 goal in the eye of the
storm.
I seemed to drift on a bit, and I found I got into my ‘vanilla’
race mode again, realising that no-one was around me. I realised that
I was ‘enjoying’ the run which wasn’t going to get
me anywhere, I needed action. I switched mode to ‘New York Strawberry
Cheesecake’ (If races were ice cream, this is a PB)
I ran reasonably, and with a bit more focus, through
Leith Links, Seafield Road, down past the Cat and Dog, and just at the
clubhouse I lost traction on the slippery brick paving, with its the
inlaid castle motif , which bizarrely has always reminded me of the
Yellow Brick Road. I wondered whether Musselburgh is the Emerald City
where all my questions will be answered?

The support through Portobello is always amazing, and
I passed a cheering Shery, and shortly thereafter the family: Thea with
two munchkins, who were instructed to document the whole event, but
left after I passed through, going back to the house to watch a ‘certain’
dvd, being inspired by yesterday’s CD ‘treat’. Retreating
homewards, and myself accelerating away, I was convinced one of them
pointed at me mouthing ‘scarecrow boy’.
I got a bit more serious at this point, a Perth runner,
clearly the Tin Man, leading a small pack, flew past me, and I decided
it was time to jump on the bus. To be honest, it was slightly fast for
my pace, and I had to work really hard, just to hang in, but I kept
on in there. We flew along the prom, past the Burger Van at the end
of the prom, and along Seafield into Musselburgh, passing Johnny who
encouragingly shouted my current position (114th). In marked contrast
to the weather, the Tin Man’s industrious fast pace continued
, and my core muscles started to really burn, as did my calves, which
were being pushed hard, and felt like were on fire. It was that type
of run pace which is just outside your ability and comfort zone, but
is somehow satisfyingly progressive, although physically uncomfortable.
‘It ain’t no fun unless it’s no fun’ as I’m
constantly reminded.

Mascara beginning to run
The Emerald City Express picked up speed as we tore
past the racecourse, the seven mile marker, but there was no way I was
letting go. The Pans came up quickly and we picked off a couple of Carnegie
Harriers. I momentarily externalised, and remember it being windy, cold
and wet, and just wanted the race to be over. The leading field had
started to appear in the opposite direction, with some familiar friendly
but focused faces. Like the Yellow Brick Road, The Pans, just seemed
to go on and on and on. Then at the 10 mile marker the wind magically
stopped. At this 180 hairpin turn, the centrifugal force threw me off
the Express, and I was released. It was like those dreams when you move
in slow motion and are powerless against external events, as runners
were sprinting past me like I was stationary. Once I lose, I lose it!
What is it I lack in these situations, a brain, a heart, the nerve?
Like Dorothy, I really did want to be able to click my heels three times.
This was painful, seeing my work undone, and my legs were just rubbish,
I just didn’t want to be here. I stumbled on back through the
Pans.
At mile 11 Scott pulled up beside me, and heroically
rescued me, dragged me along kicking and screaming back into Musselburgh.
We were then joined by Jacqui a few hundred yards from the finish. They
then went into sprint mode as we went onto the racecourse, as did two
flying monkeys behind me, which really was the final straw, being picked
off on the final straight. However, I managed a decent enough looking
finish with a good scream thrown in for effect.

Passing through the ‘leaflet and t-shirt’
gate (read – goody bag), I painfully glanced at my watch, 1.24.29.
So this is how much sub 1.25 hurts? I asked Scott the race time, 1.28
he confirmed. Oh, No! This is how 1.28 hurts? 1.25 can wait, this is
unbearable enough.
So 1.28.04, a new PB by two and a half minutes from
Alloa. It felt a much, much harder race today. For once I hardly looked
at my Garmin, and ran with the pack, which in hindsight probably gave
me a better concentration span and much better focus. My average pace
was 6.43 min/ mile, with splits of 6.08, 6.35, 6.37, 6.40, 6.41, 6.34,
6.45, 7.01, 6.59, 6.51, 7.01 and 6.43. My Alloa pace was 6.55.

Safely back in Kansas, every muscle in my body is aching,
for the first time I understand the ‘legs like planks’ expression.
So did the race to the Emerald City at the rainbows end, answer all
my questions? In a word ‘No’. For me at least, the more
I put into running, the exponentially harder it gets, and the less I
seem to understand of this ‘Black Art’.
So where’s Toto? I need to get prepared for the
Fracture Clinic tomorrow. Perhaps I’ll keep quiet about running
a half marathon today. Give me more of those painkillers, this arm is
really, really hurting.
Race Narrative – Ian McMillan
Race Drawing – Beatrice McMillan (Aged 8 but nearly 9)
Race Photostrip – Thea and Greta McMillan




Michael's report...
What a day to race!! The conditions didn't favour anyone,
but it was a good race overall. It was great hearing people shout "Go
Portobello!!" along the route. Also the turn out of spectactors
in such miserable conditions was amazing. I had a PB yet again, although
not sure which one as there are two results, chip and gun time. Monika
only did 3 pictures as she and wee Greg had to endure those miserable
conditions.

I wasn't impressed how the baggage was handled as poor
Mel was looking for her bag which was found in male section of the lorry.
Report Michael Nowicki

Jenni's Report (surely not
ANOTHER pb?)
On looking out my window on Sunday morning, I could
not believe the weather outside!!! So much for spring – it looked
and felt like a winter’s morning. It was so so cold.
As we arrived at Meadowbank stadium in plenty of time,
we of course headed indoors trying to keep warm until it was absolutely
necessary to go outside onto the track to get started. With plenty of
porties in attendance, I was feeling well up for this race.
Sally and I had decided to run together, both hoping
to beat our pb’s of 1hour 40mins. We had a plan and we needed
to stick to. Our aim was to get to mile 4 in 30 mins, mile 6 in 45 mins
and mile 8 in 1 hour and mile 10 in 1hour 15min. If we wanted to smash
our previous pb’s of 1hour 40mins, we needed to keep our pace
at 7.30.

As we made our way round the track at Meadowbank in
our segregated pens, we crossed the start line, about 1 minute after
the gun had went off. We exited the stadium at the top corner taking
us out onto Lochend Road South, which then took us on a good downhill
to Leith Links. It was good to see a friendly faces in Amanda and Lynn
at this point. It was so cold, as the rain and wind was pretty constant
throughout I don’t think I ever warmed up during the race. We
then headed along smelly Seafield onto our very own promenade (which
had been tidied up pretty well after the storm damage) it was nice to
be running on home turf. Running along porty prom was great as there
was so many supporters cheering us on, Janet, Joe, John, Ricky, Shery,
Gillian, it was great seeing you along the way. Even a runner in front
of us commented on how much cheering we were getting. We hit mile 4
in 29.10mins so we knew we were doing well. On passing the Quay onto
Musselburgh prom it was great to see Jonny running along side us trying
to take a photo! My number one supporter – Mum was also there
cheering us on.
We hit mile 6 in 44.05mins, so we were pleased to see
were still sticking to our plan!! It was brilliant to see so many people
out supporting us in the pouring rain, it was very much appreciated.
It definitely gave us a much needed boost along the way.

There was a long drag after the 8 mile marker which
we passed at 59.15mins, then we hit Prestonpans and the weather seemed
to be getting worse. The winner passed us on the homeward straight,
who was a good 5 minutes in front of the rest of the pack, then we started
to see our very own porties on their way to the finish, Willie, Moray,
Michael, Douglas, Marc, Mel, Jackie and Bert all looking great albeit
very wet!! Good support along the streets of Prestonpans which was needed
as mile 9 to 10 was a nightmare, running straight into wind and rain,
not a pleasant experience. My legs were numb at this point.

It was a relief to reach the turning point and get the
wind out of our faces. We hit mile 10 in 1.14.39. With only 3 miles
to go we powered on. Sally was very strong and took the lead, I kept
her in my sights, but just couldn’t catch her. Ricky and Ian were
our like our own personal trainers cycling along side us shouting encouragement
at us.

On reaching the home straight at the race course, I
could see the clock said 1.37.22 and knew we were going to do it. So
I managed to sprint the last 100 metres or so to cross the line in 1.38.04
(13 minutes faster than last year) with Sally in front with 1.37.52
- Brilliant, so so pleased with our time on such a horrible day. We
were delighted, we had a plan, stuck to it and it paid off. Our average
pace was 7.27!!! It seems my training with the club is really paying
off.
We didn’t hang around for long at the end as it
was so cold. As I live just along the road a few of us headed back for
well earned bacon rolls and some warmth.
A very well done to Sally and thanks for keeping me
going – what a great team!! Thanks to all who came out and supported
us on such rotten day and again a huge thank you to my coaches and friends
at the club for the never ending support and encouragement.
As someone from the crowd shouted out as I passed, “Go
on Porty - what a great team you have got” - enough said!!
Report Jenni Owens




"I am just e-mailing to ask you to pass on my thanks
to Rachel, who I ended up running with in the Chris Hoy half, for really
helping me through to the end and without her I don't think I would
finished as strongly!" Colin Noble.





