Flora London Marathon 23/4/06

One night last year Mary, Ben and I were drinking wine,
no doubt after a race, and discussing plans for 2006. Mary and Ben felt
that the London Marathon would be good fun and being intoxicated I reluctantly
agreed. It is such a major date on the calendar I thought even if the
idea of running across miles of urban sprawl didn't appeal at least
I could say I'd taken part.
So I blame Mary and Ben. And I was right. It was awful!
And I'm not just saying that because my time was at least 5 mins adrift.
I had every intention of hating it and doing a great time. After all
it's a much faster course than Edinbu
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where I set my pb, and I had been training since the dark days of December.
However it was not to be.
We arrived on the Friday so we could travel to ExCeL
(no, I don't know what that means or stands for,) to register and pick
up our numbers before the crowds on Saturday. We travelled on an overground
train and the acres of ugliness and graffiti and overpopulated inner-city
squalor - combined with an early start - left me a little frazzled.
After some overpriced food we hit the expo. As we were still carrying
our bags at this point, (contrary to Bert's advice,) we didn't last
long after registering. While the day outside was pleasantly warm the
air in the expo was more the consistency of intestinal gas. We managed
not to spend any money on branded products. Did pick up one good freebie
- a pace-strip from Lucozade which you wear round your wrist that tells
you how far behind your ideal pace you have fallen. (Lots torn off and
on the ground after 20 miles apparently.) The nearest one to my fancied
time was a 2.50 finish which I matched until mile 12 then slowly fell
off pace. Then plummeted.
After the expo we travelled back across the horrible
landscape on a train packed tight with Friday afternoon urban sardines.
Very grateful to be staying with Caitlin and Rob who provided excellent
accommodation and refreshments (after the stress of the day I probably
drank too many refreshments) and a comfy bed on which to recover.
Again, ignoring good advice, we went sightseeing on
Saturday. As we were trying to fit everything into a tight schedule
we ended up doing the Tate Modern and a trip along the embankment at
a jog. This is possibly the best speed to see a gherkin, comedy paintings,
a big eye and a big ben. The jaunt reminded me of the positive aspects
of the capital and I nearly cheered up. We hurried back to cook pasta
and drink no refreshments.
Next morning and up at the crack of dawn to the sound
of heavy rain. Bummer. Breakfast and off to the tube where we were able
to travel for free; nice one London Underground. As we approached the
city centre the train filled up with runners. Then when we changed at
Charing Cross the next train filled to the brim with even more. So many
that the doors weren't even opened at subsequent stations where you
could see a panic in the eyes of even more runners lining the platforms.
The scale of the day was becoming apparent - something of biblical proportions
- as the faithful flocked to their mecca. And Jade Goody.

We were at the green start along with the
“celebrities.” Had to stand in a queue for the toilets for
half an hour. Also saw some amazing costumes including a guy in a dalek
outfit. And it looked pretty solid. I could imagine after 26 miles of
kicking your shins on the skirting you'd feel pretty exterminated. Then
after a bit of a warm-up and seeing Jim Buick, joined the pen at the
start. I was a bit late in doing this and as there was no way to barge
forward I realised I would start behind several hundred closely packed
runners. At the start I wasn't able to go at the pace I wanted and ran
a 6.45 mile dodging round trees and up on pavements. I hate to run not
seeing the ground ahead so didn't feel comfortable till much later when
things thinned out a little. Even then it was still running in a giant
moving queue. I was still waiting for the fun to start. At mile 5 a
very excited Neil Rutherford (exPRC) grabbed my shoulder. He was pleased
to be easily managing what was at that point 2.50 pace and didn't seem
to be remembering that it is the last five miles that tell the story
not the first. He eventually managed 3.04.59 which is still a pb of
15 mins. That was the only runner I spoke to for the whole race. The
soaking drizzle fell the whole day. I prefer dry and warm. Nobody was
running through the giant showers intermittently set up along the route.
The information had said an arc of balloons over the
road would mark every mile. This was great and made counting miles on
your watch easy. Until about half way when there were no more arcs from
about 12 to 16. I was just coming unstuck from my even pace at this
point and although by 16 I was only 75 secs off 2.50 pace I began to
lose the place in a more fundamental way. I know Ben uses the crowd
and the huge noise they make to fuel his running. I just find it an
irritant. I hated the banging, the shouting, the clapping, the bells,
the drums, the bands, the inflated Flora bangy green stick things, the
football rattles, the painted faces, the spectators..... in fact by
about mile 20 I hated the world and all the coloured bits of crap stuck
on it.

Actually I liked a bagpipe ensemble and some of the
buildings around the docklands although none of it strikes me as a good
place to set a route with the exception of the last few miles along
the riverside. There was one extended underpass that smelt overwhelmingly
like a burger van and I nearly threw up. I took 4 gels but only had
the strength to open and consume 2. In the past I wondered if my poor
finishes were due to running out of fuel. With this in mind I diligently
took an energy drink from all 5 Lucozade stations along the course.
I began to hate the orange nasties but knew they would see me through.
It may well have been them - or perhaps the cold and relentless drizzle
- that nearly did for me towards the end. My calves were aching from
mile 15: partially because my heel injury was inclining me to run more
on my toes. As we got into the twenties I could feel twinges of cramp
snaking around my calves and knew that if I tried to retrieve the pace
at all I would end up like the dead and wounded you would pass from
time to time. I'm sorry to say the roadside casualties cheered me up
enormously: reminders that there was at least someone in a worse place
than oneself. Then it happened. All of a sudden I knew I had to find
a toilet in a big hurry. By this time I was along the embankment and
the crowds were 3 deep. No alleyways and no toilets. All round the course
I had seen signs for toilets and thought scornfully didn't they think
to go before they started running? Now I was nearly tiptoeing while
desperately scanning the horizon for a discreet corner. The crowds were
all watching the road, I could probably nip behind them. I looked at
the wide pavements and wondered about making a spectacle of myself.
Where Paula had opened the door rather modestly re going during a run,
I would be opening the floodgates. People would faint and policemen
would be called. I saw a policeman ahead and as I approached shouted
“NEAREST TOILET?” He looked at me as if I was cursing him
in a foreign tongue which is exactly what I did after I passed his stupid
blank face. I ran on in disbelief, having never been troubled like this
in a race before, and I think it was the disbelief that worked. It certainly
took my mind off my aching legs, but I was now reduced to a speed little
more than a fast walk. I hurpled along the last couple of miles and
was very relieved to see Westminster and turn the corner into the Mall.
I could see that I was just going to get in under three hours (chip
time) but only with seconds to spare. James Cracknell got in ahead of
me but due to crossing the start line before I did got 3.00.10. George
from PRC was about 30 secs ahead of me for the last couple of miles.
I saw him ahead but knew that if I sped up to catch him I would have
a mishap. Across the line and we hugged. He was very pleased and said
he had had a brilliant time. Could we have been in the same race???

Okay, I did have one hair-standing-on-end-moment;
coming round onto Tower Bridge I was just being overtaken by Elvis -
I had gone past him at mile 3 - and he was waving to the crowds and
getting a tremendous reception. I ran with him over the bridge at twice
the pace I'd been going before he took off and sailed away on a cushion
of applause. Until then I had doubted the sanity of running in a costume.
It was good to see Ben's wife Alison taking
photos at 2 different vantage points. She deserves a special medal for
getting around capital cities (New York, Paris, London) undergrounds
while marathons are being run overhead, to pop up at the right moment
and get photos of Ben. Who ran this one wearing a cast on his broken
wrist. Didn't seem to slow him down though. I'm thinking of ordering
a couple.
However top marks have to go to the organisers
of this crazy event. It runs remarkably smoothly from start to finish;
bag delivery to water stations. The whole thing is outstanding. Despite
this I don't think big city marathons are my thing and I will leave
them to Elvis and the Dalek.
Report PB
Not everyone was determined to be so grumpy.... Here
is Sandi's report;
I LOVED EVERY MINUTE!! I can honestly say that is the
first time I have felt that after any race I have ever done. London
was amazing. The atmosphere was tremendous and the crowd was supportive
beyond comparison. Thanks to the Club for putting that London Marathon
place on offer and giving me the opportunity to have such a wonderful
experience.
Alex and I travelled down by train on Saturday and had to go straight
to Excel to register. The trains were packed with hundreds of people
with a similar mission. Alex suggested he go to a local pub to wait
for me while I stood in the massive queues - but was disappointed to
see there was only one person in front of me! We were quite late and
a few stalls were packing up so unfortunately I missed the "print
your name on your t-shirt" stall but did get two running vests
for a fiver each and Powerbars for 50p each! Also picked up these fab
wee pace bands from the Lucozade stall and took a selection but never
used them as I don't run wearing specs and can't read without them!!
My friend had a delicious pasta meal and a wonderfully comfy bed waiting
for me. Despite what the "Penguin" said in his book, I slept
really well. Next day I woke up feeling very relaxed and began to feel
anxious I was not feeling anxious!! The Penguin said "whatever
you feel is normal" so I went with it.
We missed the mayhem on the tubes and trains by getting a lift straight
to Blackheath. We made our way to the blue start through the station
carpark and couldn't believe the stream of hundreds of runners coming
off the train. No sooner had they dispersed from the station than another
train appeared and disgorged hundreds more runners and so it continued.
The Heath is huge so there was plenty of space for all the facilities
needed and the half dozen or so hot air balloons - which did not appear
to take flight but were interesting to look at anyway "oh yes"
(one of them was the Churchill dog!)

I had to take my leave of Alex to get into the loo queue.
At this point I felt a bit lost and missing the familiar faces of Porty
runners or regulars I usually see at races. However, I picked a lone
male and asked him where the holding pens were. He answered in a Scottish
accent. The usual questions followed i.e was he with others? when did
he come down? where did he come from? It turned out he came from Inverkip
and lived near a friend of Alex's and his wife worked with her! What
are the chances amongst the thousands of people and the three starts?
The organisation was without fault. Everything ran very smoothly, the
officials happy and helpful. There was some amusing, friendly banter
with the crowd from those manning the start. I was in pen 5 out of 9.
It only took me about 2 minutes to get over the start line but about
10minutes to get into a proper running rhythm. Every time we had to
stop the runners laughed then cheered when we started again. It was
all very positive and good humoured.
I just ran and never really thought about it, I was too busy taking
in all that was going on around me.
The crowds started at the beginning and, apart from the two bits I remember
being beneath something - be it a tunnel, an underpass or a rabbit warren,
they were there until the end - cheering, singing, shouting, blasting
hooters, banging tambourines, waving flags, banners, feather dusters.
There were brass bands, steel bands, gospel singers, drummers, DJs.
Men sitting outside pubs singing England songs (it was also St George's
day) and offering glasses of beer, people handing out sweets and jelly
babies, a child offering his ice pole! a girl with a huge bowl of orange
sections. I passed Katie and Gordy who were apparently married on Tower
Bridge at 1pm.
I passed the 4 mile mark, the Cheshire grin glued to my face, and decided
to call Alex. Unbelievably he had just come off the train at Charlton
and saw me approaching. See the one and only photo he managed to take.

I told Alex I was hoping to finish in between 4.5 and
5 hours because it had been suggested I just go with the flow and not
bank on a pb at London with the time to get over the start line, crowds,
bottlenecks etc. I reminded myself I was running for charity and for
the experience of "doing London". The result being Alex missed
me at the four further locations he reached. He said that, when the
6th rhino had passed him at Canary Wharf, he knew I must have already
gone Of course the fact that thousands of other supporters were following
their own people and the trains, tubes and Docklands railway were jam
packed made it difficult for him to get around.
I am rubbish with times. Sorry Bert. There were times on every mile
post but because my brain was addled, and I am stronger at English than
Maths, I couldn't work out whether I was doing well or not. I can tell
you the names of the pubs and stations I passed though.
Crossing Tower Bridge was surreal, I really felt like I was having an
out of body experience there - especially when I saw Colin Jackson.
I felt like I was blown over the bridge with the enthusiasm of the crowds.
Canary Wharf got a bit crowded. People were getting tired and wavering
a bit and I had to be really careful not to fall over anyone crossing
right in front of me to get drinks or not to slip on discarded Lucozade
sachets. I did get sprayed all down the leg with Lucozade when someone
stepped on a sachet but by that stage in the race anything goes!

Oh by the way, there were at least two shower areas
which you could run through. Although it was dull and overcast and showery
I wanted to experience everything so ran through one! It was great fun
and I dried up in no time. Also washed the Lucozade off my leg.
I don't know what happened after mile 20, don't know where my head went,
maybe I hit "the wall". If I did I love the wall. I was expecting
the next mile marker to be 21 and it was 23!!! For a brief moment I
thought they had made a mistake. Still, there was no way I was pointing
it out. I kept on running.
The crowds got deeper and noisier. My legs were beginning to feel a
bit heavy but.......I was almost there. All the positive thoughts, the
good lucks, the keep strongs from everyone began to flood my mind. As
I came down to Westminster at mile 25 I was amazed to hear my name called.
It was my neighbours. Susanna should have been running. She was number
347, she would have been on the front line with Paula - had Paula been
there. However, she had a very bad cold and chest infection and decided
not to run but came to support. Wow! did that give me a boost albeit
fairly short but a boost all the same!
Up Birdcage Walk, remember what Karen said "watch out for the Palace,
you really cant miss it". The palace was easy however puzzled as
to where Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament went! Then round the corner
and there it was....THE FINISH....just there, (a sprint away Paul E.)
and the clock was showing 4hours something. That was it I went for it
and crossed the line at 4:01:?? You know I don't do seconds.. (but the
Marathon time keepers do - actual time 3:58:10)

p.s. had to wait more than one and a half hours after
I finished for Alex to meet up with me at the repatriation area and
when he reached me the battery for the camera was flat so the finish
photo is in our friends' garden!
Report Sandi Bomphray
Next up is Mary's report;
The time before a marathon is an anxious time and a
time when a normally fairly rational person can resort to superstition
and unproven theories to try and catch a glimpse of what will happen
on race day.
Myself, I had a surf on the internet to see how my biorhythms might
be on the day of the race, and immediately regretted it. It seemed the
23rd of April would be unprecedentedly bad.

I felt tired and heavy-legged and hoped this was some
kind of psychological phase which would pass. A week or so before the
marathon I re-awoke an old injury behind my left knee by stretching
carelessly on a cold day. This was probably a blessing in disguise as
it stopped me going out for runs to see if my legs were still tired.
At this stage I really didn't know if I would run. If I ran on an injury
and made it worse I'd be wasting all the good summer months I'd been
looking forwards to for so long.
So come race day when I was in half decent shape I was grateful just
to be fit to run.
I thought my 3h30mins goal was unlikely given how things had been going
lately but that I would still go for it rather than compromise and start
slower. If
I
didn't try I wouldn't know!
The first 10 miles were a doddle - as they are in a marathon, and I
was keeping pace nicely. Where I was in the green start was very civilised
and I was only held back by about 10 secs in the first mile and after
that not at all. I enjoyed the whole London thing I must say. There
were lots and lots of bands and failing that people playing music out
their windows. I took my mp3 player with me but there was no need for
it and I never switched it on. By 15 miles I was falling off the pace
by about 90 seconds but that still seemed retrievable although some
of my oomph was disappearing and it seemed difficult to contemplate
holding on for a further 11 miles. The next few miles I slowed decisively
so that by 20 miles I was 8 minutes behind my target time and as no
second wind had manifested I acknowledged to myself that I'd had it.
God those last 6 miles are a long way. There were others, true, who
looked in worse shape than me. I had little doubt that I could just
plod on at 9min30sec pace and that I would get there. I tried to muster
my thoughts for a report but then realised that my thoughts didn't make
sense. I thought the race I was running was called the “London
Ambulance” and it took me a while to realise my mistake.
Intellectually, as my biorythms would suggest, I was no great shakes.
I missed a mile marker and two lucozade stops - just never saw them.
Likewise I missed the whole of the Cutty Sark around the bows of which
apparently I ran. Never saw it mate. At one point I actually saw the
high flats in Leith until I had a word with myself.
Ben had assured me that the last mile or so of the race was just so
gob-smackingly awe-inspiring that I would feel no pain - or something
like that -and it was spectacular. Big Ben (no relation) loomed impressively
ahead, and then a long, long road which I could only assume was the
mall. I knew there were no spectators allowed in the last 120 yards
and it was that I was waiting for. No spectators would mean I could
stop running. I crossed the finishing mat in a time of 3hrs 44 mins
39 secs. A minute slower than last year and 3 minutes slower than the
year before that. Somehow I just haven't got my training right. I've
made myself a promise not to sign up for another marathon for at least
a year in order to regroup and see if I can find a new approach. Maybe
gardening, like Andrew Jeske, something like that...
I worked very hard on this one, though I dare say all that winter training
will show itself somewhere down the line.
Today (Tuesday) I have a decent-sized cold but having tested my legs
walking round Scotmid last night I would appear to have escaped uninjured.
Well done to my fellow finishers. Have foolishly signed up for the Edinburgh
to North Berwick race in 2 weeks time so I'll see whoever's there, there!
Report Mary Hunter
Here's how it was from George's perspective
Ghostbuster!
Having entered the London Marathon last year and contracted food poisoning
the night before (but still decided to run - before dropping out extremely
unwell after 10 miles..... we runners are a funny breed), taking part
this year afforded me the opportunity to put that particular ghost to
bed.
Angela (my wife) and I arrived late on Friday evening and used Saturday
morning to visit the Excel and register. Unlike some doom-and-gloom-merchants
(sorry Peter) I actually enjoy this part - despite the journey out to
the site. The playing of the London Marathon music gets the hairs standing
on the back of my neck (if only there were more on my head!) Angela
always comments that it makes her feel like doing it some day......
still working on that though.
As a sharing, caring husband we then made for Oxford Street and an afternoon
of shopping: lovely! Anyone watching would have thought Angela was the
marathon runner as she darted from one store to another, spotting gaps
and opportunities to overtake and barge unsuspecting tourists out of
the way (perhaps her shopping would improve with a gel or lucozade drink
after every 1/2 hour!) I trudged along, worrying about the incredible
sun and heat which, having trained all through the winter, were the
last weather conditions I wanted to see.
"This is great," Angela would say.
"T'rific," being my gloomy, Del Boy like response.
Not to worry - Sunday morning: light rain, cool and slight breeze. Positively
dreich - fantastic!
At the Blue start - that's with the elite men and the masses (unfortunately
I am one of the latter) - the buzz and excitement of the build up is
suddenly replaced with the realisation of what it is you have to do.
My preparations had been hampered by a cold and chest infection 3 weeks
before the run which meant my last 20 miler and other important runs
had not been done. I kept reminding myself of all the miles done with
Tom over the long winter, the excellent sessions on Wednesday evenings
and tried to convince myself that I would be extremely fresh given the
enforced, elongated taper.
The first 1/2 went very well, consistently hitting 6.50 per mile and
feeling good.
How great it was to run through the 10 mile marker ( I had stopped there
last year violently sick) where there was a white, scary figure safely
tucked up snoring away. Yip - that ghost had been put to bed!
By 20 miles I was still comfortably under 7 minute miles and, psychologically,
I was able to continue at that pace as I was able to convince myself
that I must be fine to be running as I was.
At 24 I did actually think about upping the pace and genuinely felt
2.57 was possible. However, two stronger thoughts kept my feet on the
ground: firstly there were a number of runners dropping by the side
with shaky-leg syndrome and any increase in tempo may have pushed my
body too far; secondly, the marathon distance has to be respected and,
having never gone sub 3 before and given that this was my aim for the
season, I decided to content myself with feeling good (or at least as
good as you can do!) and enjoy the finish.
How great to finish and meet Peter who, despite being disappointed with
his time personally, was keen to share my elation. Cheers mate.
Having had a few days to reflect, I now want to do sub 3 again to prove
to myself that it was not a one off and to better my time. I also wish
to thank Gordon and everyone at the Club for the excellent, competitive
sessions we have, and to Tom too for the miles we run together over
the winter in preparation (we have understanding wives!) - Oh yes -
to Angela too; perhaps we'll run it together next year......
Report George Salmond
John reports what he made of it...
It was 10 years ago that I last took part in the london
marathon and I would like to thank PRC for giving me the opportunity
to run it again. Sunday morning got up at 5.30. Iam used to getting
up early being a postie and had everything ready the night before so
it was a case of have a shower, get breakfast, go for the train and
get to Blackheath in plenty time so there was no last minute rush. Walking
across to the start I was getting such a buzz or was that just the energy
drink? 9.30 I thought i'll join the toilet queue so that I won't need
to again; no such luck. 9.45 we're off. Settled in to just over 7 minute
miles, then just after 2 miles oh no need
to go again, but tried not to think about it. If I thought Cutty Sark
was noisy Tower Bridge was just amazing; you were getting such a lift
from the crowds who were just fantastic.15 miles - toilet stop; I thought
better go now or I'll never get going again. Gets going again then at
19 miles caught up with Colin from footworks who I was just going to
run with the rest of the race but said on you go I'm knackered or probably
something else then just after 20 miles go over ankle; bloody water
bottles. 22 miles - Colin must have got second wind as he whizzes past,
mind you was walking at the time. Jogged / walked till just before 24
- had another drink then ran the rest and in the home straight there
is Colin who looks like he has had one too many. He later said that
he has never felt like that at the end of a race. So that's it 3.23.53.
Not what I'd hoped for but never mind, there's always Edinburgh. So
thanks again PRC for the entry. Don't know what's next; Edinburgh to
North Berwick, who knows?
report John Pickard
Photos Alison Kemp, Peter Buchanan, Alex Bomphray
Ben Kemp 2.42.50
George Salmond 2.59.13
Peter Buchanan 2.59.36
John Pickard 3.23.53
Mary Hunter 3.44.39
Sandi Bomphray 3.58.10
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