- Choose a convulsion
- Choose an emergency Ambulance
- Choose a Spanish Hospital
- Choose Shingles
- Choose no hard club sessions for 10 weeks
- Choose no long pre-marathon training runs
- Choose Loch Ness Marathon
I chose all of these and against everyone’s
advice, I ran!
No Guts, No Glory…………………..3:39:43
Alan Aitchison

Looking good in the home straight.

Defying conventional wisdom: chip time 3.39.43
Some photos of other Porties snapped
by Gillian...

Sally takes 8 minutes off her pb.

Pirate Ben plays to the gallery.

Richard - another impressive pb

Sally on the podium 1st vet 35
On a more down-beat note,
here's Scott's report
AAAGGGHHH...
Some days are best not
thought of in too much detail, bad memories and hurt inevitably follow.
I am starting to find that in running,
as much as I love it, there is a side of me that has still to work
out how to deal with disappointment. Think I have to address the fact
that my head and my legs don’t always see the same abilities.
For the Loch Ness marathon my head
had worked out that three hours was there for the
taking, no reason why not. My legs actually felt like they were up
for the job, not too tired, quite fast on the short stuff. So off
I went with all the confidence of a lemming to a cliff.
The journey to Inverness was grand,
the youth hostel seemed fine. All I needed was good food and a good
night’s sleep. Ahh… if life was only that simple, turns
out that the youth hostel is above a night club and that they have
provided the smokers with roof access. My window backed onto this.
With five hours sleep I got up and had breakfast with some of the
other runners, then on to the buses to the start. Falling asleep on
the bus was the first sign that the day was not going according to
plan.
I started and was soon in a nice pace
with a few other guys, everything was fine. It was only after mile
16 that like two kids in the back of a car my legs asked “are
we there yet!!” I thought that this must just be a glitch and
that I would soon run though it. No… it was for the first time
ever in a race I had to stop at mile 18 just to get my head round
the fact that I was getting slower and slower. For a few second I
stood with head in hands, how on earth did I get here?
It was hard to swallow the fact that
my legs just didn’t have the juice to pick up the pace. I just
resigned myself to the fact that at any moment the whole world was
going to overtake me and maybe I should be doing indoor bowling on
a Wednesday instead of running. I somehow managed to get over the
finish line in 3:04:43. I was/am still frustrated at not getting under
three hours. Immediately after the race I was like a bag full of wasps,
I have sort of calmed down since. I do realise that just the ability
to take part and finish is more than most people have achieved, and
that I should be grateful that on a lovely October day I could get
out of bed and run 26.2 miles. There is however the other side of
me, the dark side, that thinks I should have pushed harder.
A wise…ish man (Bert) once said
that, if you could have pushed harder you would have and not to beat
yourself up about it.
I can only try harder next time…
they do say that it is better to regret something that you have done
than something you haven’t. I have completed a marathon.
report Scott Ferguson
John tells it as it was...
Last week was not the kind of
build up I wanted for the marathon, knowing it was my last week with
Royal Mail after 18 years, not having any accommodation booked which
I did manage to get on the Friday afternoon, I should be a bit more
organized. So up I went on megabus (yes them again) at least it was
not a 10 hour journey this time although the driver seemed to be admiring
the scenery, I certainly pick them. So arrived at the Highlander Hostel
(yes Hostel) just after 2 put my bag in the room and off I went to
get my number. It was the ideal time to go the pasta party as it was
not to busy. When I left to go back to the hotel I bumped into a few
Porties and wished them all the best. When I got back to the room
I thought I'll have snooze for 10 minutes but 10 minutes ended up
being 2hours must have needed it. Now I don't usually watch rugby
but I became that engrossed I stayed to watch it to the finish and
it was good to see a team not give up after being outplayed for most
of the game. Surprisingly had a really good sleep although was awakened
by the hordes coming out of the pubs saying nice things to each other
ha ha. Sunday had breakfast and off to get the bus where I saw Ben
who was waiting for fellow Porties but ended up just getting on the
bus. the journey up to the start was fine although I ended up sitting
across from the local anorak who seemed to be giving a history lesson
to this poor foreign runner who ended up having the vacant look and
it was a relief to get off the bus and not just to get to a toilet.
Saw Alan, Sally and a few more Porties and said the usual all the
best. You could not have asked for better conditions to run a marathon
and settled into a steady pace. Everything was fine until 17 miles
when I saw the hill and managed to get halfway and that was it, had
to stop and the rest of the marathon was my usual walk/jog effort.
On one of my walk breaks I heard a voice going come on Portobello
but it was a female runner from gala harriers who for the last 5 miles
I would pass her and she would pass me and then with about half a
mile to go i said "come on mrs." Well if I knew her name
I would have said that to which she replied I will need to try your
way of running. I kept thinking it would be nice to run the whole
way but if there is no energy left there is not much you can do.

Well done to Sally, Amanda, Richard, Alan and all
the other Porties who had magnificent runs really well done on what
is not an easy course great stuff. The pleasing thing for myself was
I was 7seconds quicker than Edinburgh. Amsterdam 3.32.20, Edinburgh
3.31.35, Loch Ness 3.31.28. I don't know if I will be doing Jedburgh
as it depends on what shift I will be working but I hope to be there.
see you all soon John Pickard
And Richard's report (Richard was
described by Julia as looking "the most sprightly and animated"
of the Porties coming past but it was obviously just a cunning disguise.....)

Don't let anyone tell you Loch Ness is an easy marathon course. Fast
perhaps, but not easy. And I think the fast depends on the weather
- we were blessed with a clear windless day. A very rough description
of the course would be that the first three miles are flattish, then
mile marker 4 comes half way up a steep climb. Mile 5 then flattens
out, and ends with a steeper and longer descent. Miles 6 and 7 follow
this pattern - a short nasty climb, some undulations, and then longer
steep downhill. This is quick, but not good for the legs. Once you
get down to the loch about mile 7/8, there is a long stretch of gentle
undulations all the way to mile 17. At about 17.5, a long gentle climb
begins which goes all the way to the mile 19 marker - the hill the
course is known for. Miles 20-22 are then significantly undulating
- but the last four are flat or gently downhill. My mental note to
self is that miles 17-22 are going to be the clinchers.
Two things I'd learnt about my own running from Paris
were that I'd not got a hope of running the same pace the whole way
round, and that I had to get the refuelling strategy right. I'd worked
out lots of race plans - settling down with wanting to run 7.45 for
the first 18, giving me 8:30s for the rest - and I'd been drinking
nothing but the appropriate Lucozade packets for all my training runs.
But having driven up and down the course on the Saturday, it was clear
this was not a course where having a plan for mile splits would work.
Being used to the Lucozade also turns out to be a big advantage -
stomach plays up a little from the first drink place onwards, but
I've never seen so many runners driven to the bushes throughout the
race...
The buses take well over an hour to get you to the
start, so we had about 45 mins to change, pee and pfaff about. All
the fellow porties grouped together at the start - optimistically
opposite the "2:30" time flag! - and I run the first mile
alongside Paul, with Alan and Sheena behind us. Scottish runners are
well disciplined - there are none of the congestion problems I'd feared
- and we start at a gentle jog. 8:30 pace for the first half mile,
then the road is clear and we can push on. I have a garmin moment
when we get to the first mile - mine says 7:47 and on target for me,
Paul's says 8:00 and on target for him, and we're side by side. I've
not really done the distance training to expect more than about 3:40,
but want to give 3:30 a go - and I know Paul and Sheena are planning
to race even splits, whilst I need time in the bank for the end, so
I say farewell and push on, expecting to see them come past somewhere
in the final stages. I'm not in the mood for conversation, so when
a friendly local comes alongside and starts chatting, I get a further
incentive to press on. The first uphill at the 4 mile mark is a shock
- the first minute into the mile I see my average pace is over 10:00
- so for the downhills I run comfortably hard. The downhills, and
the speed you carry off them, get me to the half just inside 1:40
- a time I'd be happy with in a half marathon (I'm not the only one
taking this tack - Margaret runs a pb for the half). I then settle
in beside a charity runner and we work together for three miles -
he is like a metronome, as our splits for those three are 7:34, 7:35,
7:46.
The hill ahead fills my mind, and I try and gather
myself before reaching it. Mentally I've prepared to drop to 9:00
miles for the two uphill miles, but I get the mental bonus of another
Porty vest (turns out to be John) coming into view up ahead, and look
at my watch half way up to see I've only slowed to 8:20. There's an
unofficial waterstop halfway up manned by Forres folk from the Heb
3 series, which is a further welcome distraction, and I get to the
20 mile mark in 2:34. The next goal on my mental schedule is 22 miles
by 2:55 - surely I can make that. By now it is clear I am on for 3:30,
and although the urge to slow down is strong, telling myself that
would mean I'd have to go through the previous 20 miles again another
time to get in as good a position keeps me going. I have a minor hiccup
at the last Lucozade station at 22 - I can't get the top off, and
have to run back to get one of the TA folk to do it for me. Somewhere
in mile 23 it all gets very hard. It is all painful from now on. I
have to focus so hard on just keeping going that I miss the Porty
supporters' club both times I pass them. I threaten to break Andrew
Henderson's camera as I pass him. I can't work out how the kilometre
markers for the 10k fit with our mile markers. But the end comes in
sight and it is finally over. I get a hug from a young lady claiming
to be Scott's sister, and then wander off to the finishing straight
to wait for the others - though am so zonked I gaze right through
the next two Porties.
I've done the second half in 1:44, which I find hard
to believe - it certainly hasn't felt like that. I think going out
fast and holding on works for me for two reasons. Even when slowing,
I tend to run at the pace of those around me and aim to at least keep
up with the runner in front. Being further up the field means doing
this means I'm dragged along quicker than otherwise. I'm ahead of
all my desired split points, and this is a huge boost. It also helps
that I'm determined not to let Sheena and Paul catch me too soon!
Both come in clearly having worked extremely hard; the Porty Ladies
dominate the prize giving; and the 10K girls then take us out to dinner
- which almost makes the pain worthwhile.
Anyone who gets back to work the next day after a marathon deserves
a medal!
Porty Results
10k
Maureen 46.50 (pb)
Louise 49:36
Marathon
Scott 3:04:34
Amanda 3:12:37
Sally 3:13:36
Ben 3:21:34
Richard 3:23:48 (191st!)
John 3:31:38
Sheena 3:38:11
Alan 3:39:43
Paul 3:43:45
Margaret 4:04:13
Results here