Tour of Fife, Day3, Up Hell Time Trial 1.4miles 31/07/09

Gorillas in the mist.
Day 3 and the cracks are beginning to show. I fell asleep in the car
again - the weariness of racing combined with a lively week of working
outdoors between showers. Today's treat was (after a registration I
still don't understand in the car park of Falkland Village Hall) a mile
and a bit up one of the most relentlessly steep tarmac hills in Scotland.

We were set off in pairs at intervals of
30secs in a not quite non specific order. The organisation was once
again spot on. All the more impressive as it was a steady drizzle all
evening and really quite unpleasant to be out in. We arrived in plenty
of time to run about 50 laps of the road end where everyone gathered
at the start of the hill. Folk were dressed in bin bags and waterproofs
trying to keep warm and limber while awaiting the call to the front
where you would stand for a moment before being 3,2,1ed and off you
went.
This process was like a drum roll, cranking
you up until it was your go. I was feeling sick with anticipation by
the time I lined up with my partner for the run Stevie Ogg, who, being
local, got dogs abuse from the starter. We bode each other good luck
then it was off and I legged the first 100yards until the I shook the
adrenaline out the system. From there on, it was heart attack central.

Lets get this over with.
Andrew Henderson had (like most who knew
the format) parked at the top of the hill and run down the course. He
informed us of the markers for 800, Half Way, 1600 etc. These were really
helpful in letting you know roughly how much longer the pain was to
continue. 800 seemed to come up pretty quickly. However it was too misty
/ rainy to see far ahead and just a matter of keeping on going until
you expired / had a seizure / reached the top.
There was no way I was catching either
of the pair ahead so I tried to use Stevie as a pacer. Who was (judging
from the sounds coming from him) a short way behind. I knew today was
going to be a bad one. For all the hills I run I am not much use at
the ups and if I do well, it is more on account of the descents. I would
have done much better had the route included a return to the start.
To Hell and Back might be a handy title if
they want to try that next year though it would be a real quad destroyer
as the gradient is quite intense the whole way.

That bridge again
11.23 might not sound like much, but jam
your fingers in the car door or put your head in a bucket of water for
that long and pretty soon you'll be ready to call it quits. I was making
involuntary noises for the last 250 metres and took quite a time to
regain composure at the top. Mary (having set off 14 minutes earlier
and run a stormer) was in the crowd gathered there, where there was
much shouting and ringing cowbells like some european bike race. Also
did I really see Crooky in bright red lycra with horns on cheering and
scampering about like a maniac. Or was that just the red mist?
Tomorrow, and the rumours of a pancake
flat trail run in the woods are very welcome. And I don't have to do
a day's hard labour beforehand. Hope its nicer weather. Just time to
launder the kit and pin the number back on.
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